"Stuart, a groundhog is eating all of our lettuce!!!"
"That's great honey. Did you see that Norfolk St. power forward? Damn!"
"Stuart, Radiohead is going to play in Bushy Fork!!!"
"Cool. What time is the Kentucky game?"
"Stuart, Conrad Hall has been resurrected and is working on a new film!"
"Neat. Let's hurry up with this so I can see if Crazy Foot is still leading the bracket. Can't believe Marquette won."